Miaisms

Superhero's Nacho Macho Luke, and Hello Mia Kitty

Our bedtime routine consists of reading stories and rotating the prayer. Recently Mia has been wanting me to tell her real stories of when I was a little kid. They usually involve me being naughty or doing something silly. One night she asked about a time I was in kindergarten, since she is going to be this year. So the story goes like this from a memory of a five year old: When I was in kindergarten I had this teacher, her name was Mrs. Bateman. She was an old lady who was kind of mean. One day she asked a question and I was sure I had the right answer, so I raised my hand and answered the question. Unfortunately, I had the wrong answer and mean old Mrs. Bateman knuckled me right on my head! And after that day I never wanted to answer any of her questions again. So on Friday night, Beau came to pick me up from work with the kids and Mia says, "Mama remember when you were 5 and your teacher gave you a knuckle sandwich on your head?" Me: "Yeah, why?" Mia: "Because that's when your life went straight down the pooper!" I think she was saving that to tell me the whole day, way too many cartoons.